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You see, I’ve been holed up my whole life,
I’ve thought “Fuck it, I don’t need me a wife,”
Turns out, I enjoy the company of the opposite sex,
I just didn’t think it’d be this damned complex.
What the fuck do I do, how do I do it right,
What am I going to think at the end of tonight?
The girl I’m going with, she’s actually quite hot,
But seeing her like this puts my gut in a knot.
But how do I really tell her what I’m thinking,
I can feel my guts, my courage shrinking.
Great, now I feel some stimulant in my pants,
How the fuck am I gonna learn how to dance?

Oh, shit…
This is what I get for living my life a loner,
I can’t help but develop a goddamn boner,
I try to stop it, to make myself halt,
If they say anything I’ll reply, “It’s your damned fault.”

Either they didn’t notice or they didn’t care,
I can’t help but disengage from the pair.
Some might think my problem is quaint,
Others will think, what’s my complaint?
Problem is, I have a code of respect,
For that, does anyone object?
I don’t believe in the one night stand,
God damn, I wish could control those glands.
I take a risk, thinking I could take it slow,
But she grabs on and won’t let me go.

Oh, shit…
This is what I get for living my life a loner,
I can’t help but develop a goddamn boner,
I try to stop it, to make myself halt,
If they say anything I’ll reply, “It’s your damned fault.”

I can’t help but want to feel her thigh,
But I don’t know what that may imply.
I don’t want to be too forward, too ambitious,
Nor do I want to come off as malicious.
So now, we’re headed home, and I failed, yet again,
Such is the plight of the passive-aggressive men,
So now, after I’ve said my goodbye,
I turn around and let out a sigh.
Oh, shit…
This is what I get for living my life a loner,
I can’t help but develop a goddamn boner,
I try to stop it, to make myself halt,
If they say anything I’ll reply, “It’s your damned fault.”

So now, this tale is pretty much done,
Although my plight has barely begun.
So now I’m just asking, it got this far,
This question really isn’t bizarre.
Why the fuck did I write this?
:icontaytayflan:
My humorous rendition of my Semi-Formal dance.
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:iconall41087:
Hehe, interesting, to say the least.
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:icontaytayflan:
Yeah, that's what I get a lot, at least from non-involved people.
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:iconpokapopcorn:
~pokapopcorn Feb 28, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xD

But wait, did you really write this?
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:icontaytayflan:
Of course I wrote this. It happened to me, I just thought I might as well turn it into a poem/song.

Now I just need to find some old 80's rock music...
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~pokapopcorn Feb 28, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Great job then! I was too amazed, just reading it was fantastic.

Good luck on finding the right music then!
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:icondarkangle911:
~darkangle911 Feb 26, 2009  Student General Artist
why the fuck did you write that lol its funny though kind rapist like but funny
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:icontaytayflan:
I showed it to all the other parties involved and they thought it was hilarious.

And they thought it was a little bit creepy too...
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~darkangle911 Feb 26, 2009  Student General Artist
lol it kinda is but its still funny
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